You are attending - or teaching - a workshop on the latest tech hotness.
The ad said it was "For Beginners -- No Experience Necessary". You get
there and a third of the attendees don't have the right equipment and
software, a third are on the verge of tears, and a third are bored out of
their minds. What's worse, the presenters want to sneak out the back door.
Attendees suck at self-selecting for ...